Assault & battery
He was so hairy when he emerged to our known world, Mr White resembled the bits clinging to the bath plug of a college dorm. His folical overpopulation was found to diminish only when subdued to the radiation of jupiters' 63 moons and thus became the first rat-anought.
Upon returning to earth he was brought up by subterranean misfits in the disused sewer branches under Brighton seafront. It is no surprise that his first drumkit was brown.
Mr White bathes in berrocca at 5am each morning and then spends the rest of the day looking in other peoples houses.